As my acquaintance would say, there are days when I feel like the prophetess Cassandra, shouting bad things and people passing me.
I was quietly viuendo the Dog Whisperer (Calm and Submissive, Cesar Millan, Perricos several), when suddenly I hear, loudly, to Gochomadre, screaming from the room.
-Niñaaa, which is a technician to look at the antenna.
- A look at what? If death is ...
At that time my TV was black. "No Signal cable, "he told the poor. Salgo, career, to find a face Maroma with proud and have removed the title of ... something, when Gonzalez was in power. Next, a pair of neighbors, and Majorca.
-...is that the signal is very low, you see?
"Hey ...
-... because of course, do not get any ...decibels
- Ohhh!
-is that the downstairs neighbor, do not watch TV in kitchen floor because it eats up the decibels, to have his cable ... and many TVs .... too many TVs. TV in each room, the dining room, kitchen ...
In my house, part of the community antenna, my TV is only because of the high churrupa directly from Canal Satellite Digital (the life-Plus, come on). And there is more TVs, especially not in the kitchen.
-... and of course, this will end very badly. Because people do not understand that a new TV, the argon plasma and these are like a Porsche.
- Ahhh!
- Excuse me? Where do you see a plasma TV?"But then take the Porsche and go to the countryside, to shoot with the mountain and the Porsches are not made for that ...
Then an image came to mind:
This is the Cayyene Posch. Nice, right?
tecnicucho course the car this little known.
-... and would have to change the whole house installation.
- Ohhh! Ahhh! Sure, sure!
Then fly off to a neighbor who said that it looked bad at home. Depending on your TV from a cable other than ours. The tecnicucho had changed the box and it looked as beautifully, but according to her, the technician said it would not last.
- How does that not going to last?"Yes, daughter. He told me that if you change the entire system, it lasts two days.
"But it is clear that what was bad was the box, my god. Ignore it, which he is eating his ear to the peak takes to change all the cables. What we want to give a saber!
After convincing the good lady, who is good, but if someone comes in uniform, I believe all the poor, I leave home, while listening as the technician will come to rest the ear neighbors. The bastard is ready, shoot to kill with the elderly, but me and my mother (she wanted to get to sartenazos) and the neighbors across the street (my age) has talked so fair.
And is that which is technical in Telecommunications (among other things), I saw a guy drop that shit, or was a total jerk, or was a swindler of care ... although, knowing how things are, I think both.
has thrown to the viejecicos the portal, kill, comiéndoles ear for half an hour each. And is that the bastard is good and knows who can rip off lying words as decibel gain and dispersion. Though they're stuck in a meaningless phrase ... see how it ends.
At least I have a comfort ... which thankfully did not doctor this guy.
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